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Scary Movie (2000) Movie Script - Hello. - Wanna have a little fun? - Who's this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. I don't think so. - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm. - What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know. Think. Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, the one where Shaq plays a genie. - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. You never did tell me your name. Why do you wanna know my name? 'Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at. What-What did you say? Nice breasts. Look, what do you want? I wanna see More Movie Scripts | Request a Movie Transcript what your insides look like. Well--Well, then, turn to page 54. Oh. Hey, nice. Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else. - Or else what? - Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute, and he's black and he'll kick your ass. - Oh, really? AdChoices PDF Script 2 Dark It Movie - Yeah.